"Douchey"

I can't believe I've gone this long without a post. What is wrong with me? Well, I am currently working on an amazing post which should be up after Thursday, so look for that. And in case you haven't heard from Kevin, my name has been changed to Jessica Douchey Barcellano. And the best part is that it won't change back. So go have a laugh while you can.

Memorial day weekend. It was definitely something that will be remembered. Friday night consisted of Mario Cart, the most violent game of spoons I've ever played, and the first Indiana Jones, which was pretty amazing. Saturday was equally entertaining. I had to wake up at 7, which I didn't know was physically possible anymore. Then we hiked to the bridge to nowhere. I enjoyed watching everyone fall into the water, and off of the rocks, and down the mountainside. It was a special time. I'm just glad that I got sugar! Then Sunday, again, waking up at an ungodly hour to drive to the middle of nowhere. But it was fun-filled. Crazy game parties are the best. There was an interesting twist on our spoons game, which ended with Ashlee vomiting Tabasco sauce for 10 minutes. And the ever famous line, "Alan wants to get to first base." We talked for hours, which is something I really needed. And I learned about all the crazy happenings in Menifee. I was able to sleep in until 9 on Monday, but then it was straight to the car dealership. After 6 hours of negotiating, my family walked out of there with 3 cars! So now, I have a car. I put the down payment on it. I will be paying for it (as soon as I get a job). And I will be paying for gas, which saddens me at $4.00 a gallon. AND I finally got "it." So needless to say, it was a great Monday.

And now I am back at school, waiting for this year to be over. Paloma graduates this Saturday. But, sadly, I will not be attending. 16 days and then I'm out for summer. I'll be able to go home, drive my new car, hang out, save money, and just relax. A summer post with my summer list is soon to come. I can't help myself, it's a sickness.

Sometimes I hang out with myself

Here's an exercise that you can all do.

First, close your eyes and relax. Take a few deep breaths, and with each inhale, imagine every care in the world escaping your body. Imagine yourself in a nice warm bed, peaceful, comfortable, nothing could possibly interrupt you right now.

Now play this video


This sound is what I woke up to this morning.

Needless to say, I am not in a good mood.

10 things

So this is in my aim profile information. Anything I should add/change?

10 things that you should know about me:

1. I do know what a gang is
2. I am addicted to all things music
3. I love the color yellow
4. I love the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit
5. I hate bad typing
6. I am a math nerd
7. I like bland foods
8. I can't eat a sandwich normally
9. I have been known to talk excessively
10. I do enjoy athletic things