Sunday, June 1, 2008

I am so LOST


*SPOILERS ALERT*
I would advise that if you have not seen Lost and someday do wish to watch it to pass over this post.

42 Reasons Why I Hate Lost

1. Because after every episode I always end with the phrase, "I have 37 new questions and no frickin answers"
2. Because Boone died in the first season
3. Because it's on Thursday nights when I have homework
4. Because I am sick and tired of the Kate/Jack/Sawyer love triangle
5. Because Mr. Friendly throws like a girl
6. Because Saiyd has long fingernails and Jerry curls
7. Because Charlie could have escaped through the window
8. Because Kate has fake teeth
9. Because I have no idea who Jacob is
10. Because Locke's name is Jeremy Bentham???
11. Because Michael killed Hurley's girlfriend
12. Because Locke is a douche
13. Because I'm not sure if they're flash forwards or flashbacks anymore
14. Because Jack and Claire are somehow related
15. Because people who should be dead keep coming back to life
16. Because Shannon was extremely annoying
17. Because I wasn't sure if it was "Paulo lies" or "paralyzed"
18. Because the black smoke can kill people
19. Because there is no such thing as a good ending
20. Because I don't know who was in the coffin
21. Because I haven't seen Vincent in a really long time
22. Because when Walt appeared to people, nobody could understand him
23. Because it's so weird how everyone is connected
24. Because Saiyd tortures people
25. Because the entirety of Lost cannot be summarized in 8 minutes and 15 seconds
26. Because Locke can walk
27. Because I'm pretty sure Claire's mom was in the process of dying...
28. Because Jack's dad is dead, or alive, or dead, but most likely alive
29. Because Hurley won the lotto, and it was a bad thing
30. Because everyone seems to be a little crazy
31. Because Ben was able to move the island
32. Because Jin should not have died
33. Because they don't have a special code for, "there's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughters head"
34. Because they have to go back
35. Because Walt aged 5 years over an 18 month time period
36. Because Michael was able to die
37. Because the 12 vortices's makes sense, but there is still no confirmation
38. Because Jack has had the same amount of beard stubble for 5 months
39. Because Desmond gets blown out of the hatch, loses his clothes, and can now see the future
40. Because that one "other" leader hasn't aged in 50 years
41. Because Sun is pregnant and Jin is sterile
42. Because no matter how much I don't want to admit it, I am addicted

*Edit* Feel free to add anything :)

2 comments:

Padfoot240 said...

Hahahahaha
FAIL for 20.
Start over :p

Funny, I love lost b/c of 2.

Laura Wright said...

not that i know much...cuz i did watch the 8 min recap...but yes...number 7 is So true!